Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering
of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State.
She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become
the first female President.


She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had
signed 'YES,' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for
approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed
most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her 'red sisters and
brothers'.



At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The
proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news
reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to
select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking
Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of (*)(*)(*)(*) it can no longer fly.

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Originally Posted by Inferno You just don't relate to my sense of humor. How about this. Gosh darn funny man living in a whale. doncha know that gawd could do that I betcha he could. wink wink.

This story is even more full of sh1t than the eagle.

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says, I am the most famous football player in the world. I must survive. He takes a parachute and jumps.

The second passenger says, I am Dick Cheney, the greatest vice president of the United States. He takes a parachute and jumps.

The third passenger says, I am George W. Bush, the current President of the United states, and smartest president who ever was the president. He takes a parachute and jumps.

The remaining passengers are a little boy and the Pope. The pope says, I have lived a long life, you are young, my son. Take the parachute and jump to safety.

The little boy says, Don't worry, holy father. There are enough parachutes left for both of us. The smartest President of the United States took my school bag.

Just the sort of thing he'd do, too. Well, maybe.

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Originally Posted by Inferno You just don't relate to my sense of humor. How about this. Gosh darn funny man living in a whale. doncha know that gawd could do that I betcha he could. wink wink.