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Old 07-02-2008, 07:56 PM
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Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
(A Political Fable)
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch,
she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began
calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ..
'Vote for mKKKain! - Vote for mKKKain!'
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,
'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...
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Lol at least the other dwarfs are smart hehe.
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just curious is the "KKK" part of the joke or just a phonetical device?
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just curious is the "KKK" part of the joke or just a phonetical device?
I think he always just does that these days.

Actually with the amount of bling the dwarves bring in I bet they would vote for McCain.
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Thats interesting the only people i've heard use the term 'Mkkkain' are dumb liberals.. explains why dopey was chanting it. Probable some stupid joke not worthy of the Humor & Satire section..
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Thats interesting the only people i've heard use the term 'Mkkkain' are dumb liberals.. explains why dopey was chanting it. Probable some stupid joke not worthy of the Humor & Satire section..
At least the liberals won't be voting for Mr Magoo, a man who dumped his first wife because she was no longer pretty, and who called his second wife a c_nt in front of other people.
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