Jodie Foster would play a good Hilary. And Hilary could totally kick David Spade's butt. And Bush's. At the same time. Holding a lawn chair in one hand.

The point is, trolling is our God-given right as Americans. It may not be spelled out in the Constitution, but I think that people have a right to be rude to other people. I think those people have a right to not like them, like how Bush-voters don't like me when I point out that George Bush is the only American president to misspell his own name. But the right to be rude in the first place shall not be infringed.

Trolling, of course, takes place on the internet, which means that somebody somewhere probably owns that piece of it, and if they wanted to they could always ban the offending cave-dweller. But you shouldn't face legal charges for something just because you're being really, really rude.

If we can start throwing people in jail just for being offensive, I think we should start with 90% of politicians.

P.S. George Bush is the only person who can't think up a Chuck Norris joke.