Barack Obama was walking down the street in Anytown, USA when he came across a little girl holding a box in her hands. He looked in the box and saw a newborn litter of kittens.
He said to the little girl, "Are these you're kittens. They're so cute."
The little girl said, "Yeah, the cutest ever."
Barack said, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"They're Democrats."
"Are they really? Make sure you're here tomorrow and I'll bring some of my friends to come see the kittens. They will be really impressed."
The next day, Barack showed up with the media to show them the "Democrats". He went up to the little girl and said to her, "Tell everybody what kind of kittens these are."
"Republicans."
"Republicans? But yesterday you said they were Democrats."
The little girl said, "They were yesterday but they opened their eyes this morning."

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Oh snap!

Good one btw.

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good one!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Inferno You just don't relate to my sense of humor. How about this. Gosh darn funny man living in a whale. doncha know that gawd could do that I betcha he could. wink wink.

Only Lincoln could get away with telling a joke that old.



Barack Obama campaigned on an Indian reservation and the tribal chief adopted him. Yeah, the Indians actually prefer Obama to John McCain, because they still remember when McCain took their land.

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