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Old 07-07-2008, 06:45 PM
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Default And now for a little fun - Alter web pages on your computer

Type this line of code into your address box and watch what happens:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

This, of course, does not alter the contents of any web site, but it does make it editable on your own computer. I did this to a page from ABC News, creating a headline "Bush and bin Laden are related". I followed that up with an elaborate story about how Neil Bush got it on with a prostitute in Singapore, and how she got pregnant. The prostitute was bin Laden's sister, and she gave Neil Bush the clap too.

I then called my wife over to the computer and had her read it. She was shocked, and kept saying "oh my God". The last sentence of the altered article gave everything away, though. It said "Although Singaporean authorities have declined to comment on this growing scandal, the police chief did, off the record, acknowledge that DanaRhea Elliott is the silliest man in the world". When she read that, she laughed her butt off. LOL.

Give it a try, and enjoy.
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Type this line of code into your address box and watch what happens:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

This, of course, does not alter the contents of any web site, but it does make it editable on your own computer. I did this to a page from ABC News, creating a headline "Bush and bin Laden are related". I followed that up with an elaborate story about how Neil Bush got it on with a prostitute in Singapore, and how she got pregnant. The prostitute was bin Laden's sister, and she gave Neil Bush the clap too.

I then called my wife over to the computer and had her read it. She was shocked, and kept saying "oh my God". The last sentence of the altered article gave everything away, though. It said "Although Singaporean authorities have declined to comment on this growing scandal, the police chief did, off the record, acknowledge that DanaRhea Elliott is the silliest man in the world". When she read that, she laughed her butt off. LOL.

Give it a try, and enjoy.
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Wow. This made my day at work fly by. Everytime somebody got up i pranked them.
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