but I am all for personal freedoms. Really, I fit in pretty well with the Libertarian party (not that I agree with everything they stand for), but it is just not a viable party right now.

Gay marriage? Send me the handcrafted invitation! Should be a fabulous time!
Privacy? Leave me alone!
Welfare? Sure, but what's the exit strategy for you to get off of it?
Janet's boobie? Oh, please!
Abortion? There is no right answer. Both sides of argument are right, both sides of argument are horrible wrong. Leave it as a personal choice. << that's a period