Thanks 12th, I'm honored.
Seriously now, I was talkin' to someone
just yesterday who wanted to volunteer to do whatever kinda "job" I needed done, right?


And I mean, these people are
very capable, I have no doubt whatsoever that they could do anything they put their minds to.
So, like, I'll
try not to raise any terrorist kiddies, but I mean, you know, "other people" usually seem to have minds of their own, kinda thing, so.... you know, the best "I" can do is let 'em know they're likely to be waterboarded if they do that kinda thing....
But I mean, that doesn't mean I ain't gonna shoot the folks that are tryin' to snatch 'em off the streets, right? 'Cause those types, don't usually identify themselves as "police", so I mean, I got "reasonable fear for the life and safety of my family", right?


(see, "even I" can be a
weasel, if I wanna be - but I mean, that's
another one of those tools, that you kinda wanna use "sparingly", right?

)