My religion involves sleeping in on Sundays. Being kind to homeless people, gang members, veterans, and children (not to mention stray animals). Doing good, without taking credit. Religious rituals include eating good food (preferably, family style), shoe shopping, and drinking good red wine, along with playing catch with my kids in the front yard.
Services fluctuate based upon season, but generally occur around 2 a.m. under the stars, alone and skyclad.
As far as giving up on Jesus...
