But...but...

"For the greater good" sounds so warm and fuzzy! I was always under the impression that Aunty Hillary and Uncle Obama were gonna take care of me! Don't they care? I...I can't afford health care! I've got a cable bill to pay! I've got a cell phone bill! I can't be expected to responsibly prioritize my money! What if a new iPhone comes out? I won't be able to afford it, if I'm wasting my money on health insurance!
Think about the children!!!!!!!!

Personally...I'm looking forward to the debates against Obama's "accomplishments," and a complete emotional breakdown from the Hildabeast.