To be a Democrat today you need to believe:
1. The government is the source of all good, and taxation is the lifeblood of a society.
2. Saddam was a regular guy, and ended up dead only because Bush wanted to give new contracts to Halliburton.
3. It's silly to get upset with dictatorships, as long as they're communist or islamofascist.
4. WE should make all US laws dependent upon the approval of UN dictators (AKA "the world")
5. Pregnant? Squirt some drano in there - see how the little bugger likes THAT!
6. The best way to improve the military is to disband it.
7. Condoms dropped on africa by the shipload haven't stopped AIDS, but hey, experts say it'll work.
8. A good way to fight terrorism is to send them flowers with a note "please don't be mean to us".
9. Providing health care rationing to all americans, because c'mon, is an 18 month wait for surgery REALLY that bad?
10. Global warming is the closest thing you'll ever have to a religion.
11. A president who kills or wounds anybody in a war should be impeached, and the only wars we should fight are ones in which the US has not the slightest interest.
12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include killing fetuses, suppressing religion, and anti-white discrimination.
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