We who are about to pay, salute you!
Enjoy.
Health Care
Quotes are cut from Obama's website.
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Guaranteed eligibility. No American will be turned away from any insurance plan because of illness or pre-existing conditions.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
No American taxpayer will be expected just to pay for his own family's healthcare. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Comprehensive benefits. The benefit package will be similar to that offered through Federal Employees Health Benefits Program (FEHBP), the plan members of Congress have. The plan will cover all essential medical services, including preventive, maternity and mental health care.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
People who object to financing abortions, too bad! We are going to force you to pay for Suzy to kill her baby. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Affordable premiums, co-pays and deductibles.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
If you work hard, you will pay more than your fair share. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Subsidies. Individuals and families who do not qualify for Medicaid or SCHIP but still need financial assistance will receive an income-related federal subsidy to buy into the new public plan or purchase a private health care plan.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
Worker's paradise. Long live the proletariat. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Simplified paperwork and reined in health costs.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
We will make it so that all you have to do is look at the pictures. We will do your thinking for you. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Easy enrollment. The new public plan will be simple to enroll in and provide ready access to coverage.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
Register on-line or else. You, who are working, will pay us...
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Portability and choice. Participants in the new public plan and the National Health Insurance Exchange (see below) will be able to move from job to job without changing or jeopardizing their health care coverage.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
Because we the govt. will take care of all that for you. (Another 20,000 strong, public govt. work force.) You, who are working, will pay us...
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Quality and efficiency. Participating insurance companies in the new public program will be required to report data to ensure that standards for quality, health information technology and administration are being met.
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Translation (Obamunise) -
The rich motherless dogs who exploit the masses for their own greed and profit will be shot - to the sound of the cheering throngs. You, who are working, will pay us...
Signed, your beloved Che' Obama
You, who are working, will pay us...
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