Since the libs believe words mean whatever it is they say it means in the current context of what they're twisted thinking tells them, I thought I should let them know that conservatives can play that game too. Here is a current list of apporpriate word definition as understood by a majority of conservative Americans across this great nation:

Abortion – 1) the indiscriminate murder of innocent unborn children regardless of race, creed, or color; 2) infanticide (see: holocaust)

Conservative – 1) a person who believes in the concept of equal opportunity for all; 2) a believer in freedom (see: Ronald Reagan) 3) someone who believes that government which governs least governs best (see: Thomas Paine)

Democrat – 1) a person that can change the rules in the middle of the game or election (see: Florida, 2000; 2) a leftists; 3) a fascist; 4) a socialist; 5) a communist; 6) a person who supports the ideas that sexually deviant behavior is normal

Hero – 1) a life saver; 2) Men and women of the armed services, police services and fire fighting personnel as well as first responders; 3) people who vote republican

Liberal – 1) a person who hates truth, justice, liberty and anything American 2) someone who loves to raise your taxes but hates to pay them himself; 3) someone who thinks that first amendment rights means going to a school graduation and not having to listen to someone say a prayer

Lie – 1) words spoken by democrats (see: Bill Clinton)

Marriage – 1) Matrimony between a man and a woman only.

Media – 1) Group of mostly liberal individuals bent on the distruction of the United States

Patriot – 1) a person who loves his country and believes in what it stands for (See conservative, republican); 2) a person willing to lay down his life to sacrifice for the good of others (see: US Serviceman)

Pro-Choice – 1) a phrase used by immoral people who want to kill innocent unborn children

Pro-Life – 1) a phrase use by honest people who believe in the sanctity of human life

Progressive – 1) to make progress; 2) code words for dishonest people who want to steal your money and impose their will upon others, (see: democrat, communist)

Republican – 1) a person registered in the Republican Party; 2) a person who speaks the truth; 3) a hero or a heroin; 4) a conservative

Truth – 1) words spoken by republicans

Conservatives may feel free to add definitions to this dictionary as needed.

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We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. -- Ann Coulter