I realize (or rather, hope) you're joking.

But your list does a good job of debunking your "dictionaries are part of the liberal conspiracy" thesis.

For instance, note your definition of "Democrat." Then note Merriam-Webster's definition of "Republican".
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/republican

Or their definition of "conservative."
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conservative
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conservatism

Or their definition of pro-choice and pro-life:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pro-choice
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pro-life
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antiabortion

Note how all of their definitions are value-neutral and restrict themselves to the clearest, most boiled-down explanation of each meaning.

Thank you for disproving your own premise. Now have fun with your thread.

__________________
Man up.