Its hard being me, harrased by the God botherers, impersonated by sad talentless wannabes, the advent of modern medicine has negated my plague trick, athiest dont give a (*)(*)(*)(*), I have to rely on the barmy evangelical for a bit of credibility re-inforcement. oh and Mel Gibbson

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