Dear Mayor AL-JIBOURI,

You keep praying but God doesn't seem to be answering. Where's your God now?!?

So here's an idea.. how about you useless Iraqis get off your useless asses and learn to take care of yourselves.

In the meantime, keep begging for handouts from the American people. I'm sure the bleedinghearts in my govt will be more than happy to send you welfare checks and babysit your country for you.



Much hugs and kisses,
Ted