Dudes! We just cant have Obama in the White house...

#1 He will have brothas hanging on the porch all day and night!
#2 Secret service guys will have to keep their pants half down!
#3 Other world leaders will not understand ,what he be sayin!
#4 Chicken bones and watermelon seeds will be everywhere!!
#5 All the white woman will get raped!
#6 Welfare will get all our defence money!
#7 He will demand that all other countries owe him something!
#8 Martin luther king will be delcared our new God!
#9 Drug dealers will be able to collect unemployment!
#10 All white police officers will mysteriously vanish!