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Originally Posted by The12thMan
She's a purebred champion boxer-lab mutt.
Now doggoneit, JL! There you go messing with Metro! You've just got to stop. Metro is a full-fledged future conservative.
Pssst. Ask me how I know.
OK. I'll tell you. He's intelligent. He laughs at all my jokes. AND, he once gave one of our most annoying posters the most devastatingly awesome cutdown I have seen on this forum in 3+ years.
He's just like a wild animal. You can't get close to him by making big sudden movements.
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Look, I have fast reflexes, and he snuck up behind me. He shouldn't startle me like that before I can read "Moderator" below his name, and pull my punches.
It would be very helpful if you Mods could all wear cowbells for a week or so, just until I get settled down.
