The most liberal person in the history of civilization:
Before I tell you who he is, I will provide several quotes from him, so you can guess.
"Don't criticize people, and you will not be criticized. For you will be judged by the way you criticize others, and the measure you give will be the measure you receive."
"Ask and it will be given to you. Search and you will find. Knock and the door will be opened for you. The one who asks will always receive; the one who is searching will always find, and the door is opened to the man who knocks."
"Treat other people exactly as you would like to be treated by them - this is the essence of all true religion."
"But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you."
"And when thou pray, thou shall not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou pray, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret."
"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God."
As you can see, these are all very liberally-biased quotes. Some neocons are probably already getting pissed by reading such liberal blasphemy! Can you guess who made all of these progressive remarks?
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