Hello every one and welcome to this Presidential Debate. I am Brett Hume and my companion tonight is Pat Robertson. Tonight will be a very revealing and monumentus discussion of today’s most pressing topics. On the Left we have Obama and on the Right we have War Hero and general all around good guy; John McCain!

Brett Hume: Hey John How's Cindy

John McCain: She fine, Thanks for asking; see you after the debate.

Brett Hume: You got it big guy! I’m buying.

Brett Hume: Mr. Obama, There have been reports that you prefer Black Dress socks rather then White Tube sock's. How do you explain your hatred for White people?

Barak Obama: Well Brett, I have bad corns on my toes and Black Dress socks Allow for my feet to slide smoothly while in my shoes. Plus I can slide on the kitchen floor all the way to the refrigerator from the hallway opening. I don’t know how this relates to my perceived hatred of white people?

Brett Hume: Well a Poll taken this month shows that a majority of white people like White tube socks and this shows you are out of step with the white American Tube sock wearers, thus lending truth to the statement that you hate white people.

Barak Obama: Huh ...What?

Pat Robertson: President McCain, How do you deal with people who think they are better and understand America more then you?

John McCain: Well Pat, I Was a Prisoner of war as you know and I had to deal with people who thought they were superior to me for months. I can take torture. Dealing with the Democrats is like surviving torture. I have the experience to survive torture and will apply it to my dealings with America.

Barak Obama: No doubt we give thanks to John McCain’s tireless service to our country and he is indeed a great American Hero. I am confused on how we are relating a presidential Race to torture? I do not think I’m better then the average American nor do I misunderstand the American people!

Brett Hume: Then how do you explain You Bitter comment from a couple of months ago?

Pat Robertson: How do you explain, your wife not being proud of America?

Barak Obama: As to the first point, I explained that I understand a person who’s cry's for help have gone UN answered and their frustration toward a government that doesn’t heed their pleas. As to the second point, I have explained that my wife’s view of her American experience may be completely different from yours!

Pat Robertson: So she's a racist toward white people!

Barak Obama: No!

Brett Hume: Next question will go to John McCain. President McCain, Will you stop the Democrats from raising taxes on the Middle class?

John McCain: Yes I will stop the Democrats from raising taxes on all people in the United States. Do you know Brett, The democrats are going to impose so many taxes that we will have to put every American on welfare!

Brett Hume: my god that’s terrible!

Pat Robertson: Not in my country!

Barak Obama: Brett if I may.

Brett Hume: Mr. Obama , please refer to me as Mr. Hume!

Barak Obama: Huh ... O.k. I have never said I would raise taxes on anyone other then the top tiered income earners, and furthermore......

Brett Hume: Mr. Obama , for time constraints I’m going to have to move on to the next question.

Pat Robertson: Mr. Obama, Do you know how a person raised as a Muslim would be looked at by America?

Barak Obama : Pat.......

Pat Robertson: Please refer to me as Grand master Robertson please!

Barak Obama: Huh O.K. I am a Christian and was not raised as a Muslim! I attend a catholic church and have been raised as a catholic my whole life.
I have the same morals and respect for religion as you do.

Pat Robertson: then why did you join a church that is friends with Luis Farrakhan and preaches Hatred toward white people and America! If this was the old days you know.......

Brett Hume: Pat, lets save that for our follow up question!

Pat Robertson: Alright! I find it hard to believe that you were not aware of his vicious comments while attending this church for 20 years.

Barak Obama: I was not aware of those statements, as I have mentioned before.

John McCain: I would never associate with the like of Reverend Wright, Nor any Religious Leader who spouts hatred of that kind!

Barak Obama: John, You have been directly quoted as saying.........

John McCain: Please refer to me as President McCain please; Have a little respect Obama!

Barak Obama: You have two pastors that have made reprehensible comments and you have called them your spiritual guides!

John McCain: Oh, they have been taken out of context!

Barak Obama: Out of what context?

John McCain: The context of our continuing war against the Islamo fascist fundamentalist, Radical Shiite and Sunni terrorist, which make up the ranks of al Qaeda in Iraq with the assistance of the Iranians.

Barak Obama : Their comments aren’t directed at Terrorist and they are.......

Brett Hume: We're going to have to interrupt you Mr. Obama , Its time for a quick commercial break!


(After the commercial break)

Welcome back to the Presidential debate. My Name is Brett Hume and with me tonight we have Pat Robertson. To the audience we have to report that Barak Osama’s Mic has malfunctioned, so we won’t be able to hear from him anymore unless he wants to shout out his answers really loud.

John McCain: Well that’s unfortunate, I hope he doesn’t Scream and talk down to the American public!

Brett Hume: this is my forum and I would never let that happen!

Pat Robertson: You never can tell can you?!

Barak Obama: Hey guy's I have a problem with the way this Debate is being conducted!

Brett Hume: Yeah, you would.

Pat Robertson: Get over it darky!

John McCain: Now Guy's this inst his fault; It’s his Muslim Upbringing and his propensity to want to attack Americans, that is causing this out burst!


Just A preview of what’s to come!!!!!