Whatever happend to the days where kids just played outside?

If you're scared of creeps, just checkup on them once in awhile. My parents use to throw me outside when I was like five. You know why I didn't get kidnapped?

Cause I wasn't a dumbass who'd let myself get kidnapped. You run, you scream, you kick. You're suppose to teach your kid at a young age not trust anyone who isn't family.


And all these babysitters who molest and abuse our kids. Screw that crap. If I catch you abusing my kid, you're dead. You're dead, and noone will find the body.


I don't even care if kids are fat. This is God-(*)(*)(*)(*) America! Children have a right to be fat...


But (*)(*)(*)(*)it, let kids be kids. Let them run, get hurt, make an ass out of themself. Lord knows they won't have time for that soon enough...

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!

You're gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You're gonna hafta go to school until you're seven-teen.
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that

You're gonna hafta go to work, go to work, go to work,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk, a big big jerk, a big big jerk,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk in all of your career

You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.

You're gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.

Santa Clause does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you're gonna die.

And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie...