I consider myself a Christian, I mean, I don't go to church or nothing. But I believe in God and all that crap...

Why do Christians feel the need to bring up something they know makes everyone uncomfertable?


I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.


Yeah, I'd rather you not...


Would they pull that crap on The Pope?

Hey Pope, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.


Easy there! I keep work at work. ....Weirdo....


Or like those Christians who were praying for Pope John Paul. Why?!


If he needs praying for, then we're all screwed.