Pursuant to article 12b, section 3, subsection 3F, paragraph 1 of the Truth in Internet User Name act of 2006 and in concordance with same, I hereby submit my full disclosure.

I am Lackluster.

Having settled that, and continuing on now with quite the clear conscience, I must ask, what are credits?

Or better yet, how do I amass truly vast quantities of such and where do I find the list of valuable prizes for which they may be redeemed?