I'll let you in a little secret about cow-tipping since you seem to be a city dweller. Cows sleep standing up, so during the night you take a good run at them and put your shoulder into their side and they fall down. Of course the fun part is when they hit the ground and wake up, they go nuts.

Come on out to the country in IL. and I'll take you some night when the bulls aren't out. They get a little aggressive when you hit them.

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