On his recent visit to America Benidictus stayed in the Monastery of the Brother of the enlarged Rectum, the Father Abbot was an ex Scottish priest Phil McCavity, his second in command was the very venerial Ben Doon another Scotsman, get it Ben Doon and Phil McCavity if you dont,dont bother to read on!
At Midnight the Father Abbot is doing his rounds to check on security in the Novice section when he hears strange and unatural sounds comming out of a cell.
He burst in through the door and finds the Holy Father
ing a young novice.
He is incensed and traumatised ( the emotion, not the whirling of a smoking pot around your head).
He is incensed and traumatised, he screamed in a fit of rage " Arch your back like I taught you, cant you see the Papa's Balls are dragging on the wet floor"
