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Originally Posted by namvet
HAHAHA classics. ive seen the first posted everywhere.
Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's a**?
A. "Having car trouble?"
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.
Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.
Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned? She didn't survive.
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Fantastic,
Two muslim women are walking down the road in tight fitting rucksacks,
One says to the other "does this rucksack make my bomb look big?"
Q - What do ask a man who's just converted to Islam
A - Have you started beating your wife?
Q - How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Q - How can you recognize a well-balanced Muslim?
A - He's got chips on both shoulders.
Guy goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. The guy asks what's the difference. The assistant explains you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.