No we should not reach for our ultimate independence and become a republic.

We Australians are just NOT worthy enough to be independent.

We must hide under the skirt of the English Monarch who is such a hard worker.

We cant do anything at all on our own.

We must continue bending over to Buckingham Palace and sending as much Royalties as we can to the Royal Family - who obviously need it urgently

W cannot possibly stand up on our two legs. We are just NOT good enough - We are totally and utterly hopeless

My suggestion is for Australia to remain a subserviant MONARCHY for the next 1000 years at least. Maybe we could have a referendum on the issue in the year 3008 - we should be confident ad intelligent enough to decide then.

Regards

Foolosophy

Acting Chairman
IESS
(International Extreme Sarcasm Society)

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