Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Mr. Horatio Plumb, Esq.

I first stumbled on this delightful forum whilst working in my study enjoying a fine glass of port.
"Horatio", I said; "This seems a most agreeable place to partake in the rough and tumble of politics."

I look forward to getting involved in lively banter and exchanging witticisms with you fine Gentleman and Ladies. And of course, regale you with stories of my butler Cribbins and my dear wife Fanny.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.