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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub
As a sensive European male, well intouch with my feminine side, I have a question for the Fragrant Lady Posters.
In the UK it is a well known fact that certain males who drive large and flash cars do so because of the Big car, little D I C K syndrome.
As we do not have legal gun ownership over here, does the same type of syndrome apply, the bigger the gun, the smaller the D I C K?  |
Sir,
I take umbrage at your attempt to link the size of ones automobile to the size of ones unmentionables.
I regularly enjoy brisk drives in the countryside in a large car, and I can assure you that my dear wife Fanny has never had cause for complaint.
If I may be so bold, I would also like to point out guns are most certainly legal in our great country. Only last week I was out with my good acquaintance, Lord Cartington on a grouse shoot. It was a most agreeable day.
Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.