Oow please big Mr. Government please:

*Tax those who are richer than me! I don't like it when people earn more it makes me cry!
*I'm to lazy to get a job! please gove me money because im to tired and busy all day.. *sniffle*
*I don't want to be rich or give my children a chance at a good future please stall buisness so my son can't buy me a porche one day! *wimp*
*I don't want to hurt other human beings! i love having my rights to guns denied so my family can get r@ped and assaulted in the street! I love living in total fear!*boohoo*
*Please tell me how to drive, raise my kids, were to stand, what to wear, how to talk to people.. i need instructions! *waa waa*
*Please don't try to liberate people from other countries! i love in when people live in tyranny! *sob sob*
*I'm to wimpy to stand up against my bosses and get the benefits i want! please so it for me! *cry cry*
*Control every aspect of my life because im to weak! *ahaha!*

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