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Originally Posted by Horatio Plumb, Esq.
Sir,
I take umbrage at your attempt to link the size of ones automobile to the size of ones unmentionables.
I regularly enjoy brisk drives in the countryside in a large car, and I can assure you that my dear wife Fanny has never had cause for complaint.
If I may be so bold, I would also like to point out guns are most certainly legal in our great country. Only last week I was out with my good acquaintance, Lord Cartington on a grouse shoot. It was a most agreeable day.
Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.
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Plumb you are a cad sir,its was you who murdered mrs white in the liberary, she was repulsed by your miniscule penis and mellon like testicle! cribbins has to place them on two flower pots in a wheel barrow and walk behind you, but plumb you have served your sentence you bounder, and from now on I will be watching, we dont want to offend johnny foreigner.
Also august the 5th is the starts of grousers, so you are up to your old poaching tricks, and when you were out shooting up something, with that prancing old queen "horse" Cartington Cribbins and I were giving Fanny a double header on the bonnets of your rather small Delarge,
Ps Fanny's not that dear she only charged cribbens and me a fiver each including "tradesmans entrance"
Your humble servant the Right Hon B L Zeebub
