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Old 05-08-2008, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub View Post
Victoria,

I am sorry I did not formally introduce myself to you before we indulged in a little social intercourse on another thread.

I do find Fonseca a tad gauche, I prefer for my daytime libation, a well decanted Cockburn from the "pipe" we have in the celler.

How is Fanny? as you know we meet on occasion for an afternoon of Cockburn's and some horizontal "military two step".

Victoria, you really must stick to the letter of the laws, the grouse shooting season is not till August the 12th.

I await your posts with
Firstly, I have noticed you are attempting to pass yourself off as a learned gentleman. However, your witticisms and bon mots are of a poor standard and reveal you to be the fraud that you are.

Now down to business:
I am afraid I don't know who this Victoria is. I am of the male species.

If I may offer some advice. Too much cockburn can be rather painful, and you may want to visit your physician for some ointment.

Being a gentleman, one finds oneself moving in high circles. The landed gentry have privilages that lesser people don't. Flexibility with the grouse hunting season is just one of these privilages.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.
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