Then he's an idiot, but aren't they all? The night our second was born, I went to Lee and told him to get ready. I swear he said, "Can't you wait? I have the nuke test Wednesday!"

Men. Sheesh. You can't live with 'em. You can't rip their balls off and shove them down their throats. (Well, I could have if I wasn't having a contraction at the time).

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.