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Originally Posted by Horatio Plumb, Esq.
Firstly, I have noticed you are attempting to pass yourself off as a learned gentleman. However, your witticisms and bon mots are of a poor standard and reveal you to be the fraud that you are.
Now down to business:
I am afraid I don't know who this Victoria is. I am of the male species.
If I may offer some advice. Too much cockburn can be rather painful, and you may want to visit your physician for some ointment.
Being a gentleman, one finds oneself moving in high circles. The landed gentry have privilages that lesser people don't. Flexibility with the grouse hunting season is just one of these privilages.
Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.
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Do not play the inocent with me! the Sobriquet "Victoria" as in that fine English "Fruit" the Victoria Plum, was given to you by Capt Richard "Dick" Pole of the Queens own Lancers for your "entertainment" of the "Lancers" in Chelsea Barracks dressed as Lili Marleen whilst singing "Das madchen unter der laterne" how you managed to smoke the "cigars" proffered by the Lancers at the same time is beyond reason.
All of the above can be reviewed in the "London Gazette" the headline was "the fruit never fall far from the tree".
Physicians Why would I need a Physician when your good lady wife Fanny natural and organic unctions aniont it on a regular basis.
As to Bon Mots the only "Mot" I have any desire to reproduce is Fanny's.
With reference to your "high circles" comment, as dear old Winston Churchill said, to quote "a liberal is a man/woman with both feet planted firmly in mid-air"
You are Sir/Madam, a liberal in womens clothing! come out of the closet! and you must try to resist "going Down for bussiness" even though I am told you are an "artist" in that form of exercise!
You are Sir, my servant
B L Zeebub