I was in the delivery room for the birth of my child, nothing to it, I cant see what all the fuss is about.

All you need is a good set of headphones on your walkman, a bit of gloria gayners "I will suvive" to sing along to, a copy of war and peace frodders and as the food is never any good in hospital, I took a picnic with me.

I can recommend a nice light repast of Hard Boiled egg salad