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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub
You are a bounder sir, how dare you introduce bestiallity! and may I add your claim of having a large "porker" is pure fantasy, I saw your limp on part in that famous Dannish porn film "Leon the Pig Farmer" working title "sex in the Farmyard without pain" you sir were picked because your member could not even do damage to that famous pigmy pot bellied pig called Fanny 
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Sir,
A wise man once said "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".
An apt phrase you would do well to ponder on.
Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.