Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

Chief the Fragrant Mrs B L Zeebub, a devotee of Bushido noticed your picture in the members thread, she will send you a private with advice on your dress, cadence and grip.
But incase she forgets a few pointers below.

She finds your choice of rather ornate swords, with your shorts and shaved armpits, may have given rise to BB questioning your masculinity, she stated you should wear a "Hakama" over a "Kimono" the formal attire of a warrior and not soil the image of "Bushido" with your homoerotic poses

The lavender behind you looks good, as do the roses in your flower bed