Originally Posted by BillyBob

They should do a version of 'If a Black Were President'.


It would be ten times funnier with the negro answering questions at a press conference in ebonics leaving the journalists scratching their heads in confusion.

He would smoking crack in the Oval Office with some crack-ho giving him some 'head' while Kanye West and Reverend Wright remind him of how much whitey hates negroes....and how much negroes hate whitey.

Then we could watch him get served with 25 paternity suits from 24 different women and claim [in unintelligible ebonics] "I bib not hab thexual welations with them hos, muther (*)(*)(*)(*)er".

After that, we'll fly in his Marine One Helicopter to all disaster areas so he can loot Wal-Marts while all the smart white folks are driving away from the flood. On the way back to the White House we'll swing by a Church's Chicken so he can get a late night snack.