I have a baseball bat with his name on it.
swwiiiing, batta batta batta.
That's just in case he gets past bruiser, our doberman.
p.s. don't be sad, Frodly. i can assure you that none of the mods take this sort of thing seriously. If I had a dollar for every time I've been threatened, on here and in real life, I could buy a nice dinner at Steak & Shake.
