What can I do to help????

I know, I can provide them with jobs then they will no longer be poor and they'll automatically vote for Mccain!! The only downside is that I'll have to fire them when they go on a crack binge and don't show up to work for 3 days....

The upside is that they'll be on that binge during the election and won't be able to put down their crack pipe long enough to walk to the voting booth....

McCain wins either way!