The Results:
1. Vampire- you either think you are far more talented and intelligent and different than you are (and pretensious to boot), or you fantasize about being all okay with killing people regularly but would really clam up if you ever saw a dead body, or... you're a goth.
2. Zombie- This may explain why you spend so much time on internet forums. Chances are you need a job that requires more thought or you need to move out of your parents' house... or you need to stop doing drugs.
Unless you like relating to a zombie- then just keep doin' what you're doin'.
Alternate: If you picked "zombie" but really meant "ghoul" as in the Night of the Living Dead type things, then I think this still works- because you seem to act before thinking things through!
3. Ghoul- You're either just way too big a fan of bad horror movies (even more than me) or... you have interesting dietary habits that I don't want to know about.
4. Lich: You're a geek. I'm sure you saw that coming.
5. Wraith: You have way too much built-up anger. It's probably a good idea to lay off the political stuff for a while and go play GTA or something.
6. Poltergeist: You are someone I am never inviting into my house. I break enough crap on my own, thank you.
7. Hellspawn: You know how I said people who identify with vampires are pretensious... You take it to a whole other level.
8. Haunting: Ummm... Check out this website immediately:
www.suicidehotlines.com
And remember... somebody cares... I think.
9. Mummy: A mummy? WTF?! Are you serious?! Get the hell out of my poll! Now!
10. Other: You're just being difficult. You're the one most likely to actually come back from the grave as something... just because it will (*)(*)(*)(*) everyone else off!