we then drain your souls of their 'essence',
and sell it to the Israelis to fuel their top-secret US-provided 'essence-powered' superweapons designed to exterminate the palestinian people.

however, if you live in the US,
you can deduct your soul from your taxes.
which is a handy, if not-so-well publicized part, of the Bush tax plan.

4 MORE YEARS

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