But you know it's gonna be on his mind.......


Obama's thoughts during a debate:

"When is the next commercial break, I'm dying for a cigarette. Good Lord, look how old McCain is. Old people smell funny. Dam I wish I had a cigarette. I hope Michelle's 'whitey tape' doesn't pop up before the election. I should have waited longer before I got married, I coulda married a white woman with all my current fame. I wonder if she would be a smoker? There is nothing sexier than a smoking hot white woman wearing nothing but a cigarette. McCain sounds like he's gonna have a heart attack any minute, maybe I should say something to help him along. But first, I need a smoke....."