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Old 06-17-2008, 04:11 PM
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Icon11 Defective Butt Floss Cripples Matron

Look there should be a laws against a lot of what the article below, from the smokinggun.com, reports. It's disgusting. With that in mind I knew many people here would appreciate reading and discussing the subject of the following article. But first let me say this. I've never been a fan of thongs. They've just never rocked. Lace undies on a lady is to my way of thinking as close as you can get to heaven except for after the lady is no longer wearing said undergarment.

Thongs work, but only on a very few ladies. I suppose the same could be said for men, but if it's all the same to you I'd rather not think of men in thongs.

Beyond this is a 52 year old woman in a thong. Ah, no. I'm sure there are 2 or 3 women over 50 who could pull it off (the pun was just too tempting) but only a few. There are many women over 50 who are gorgeous and sensual and thongs they don't need. It's in very bad taste and should be against the law. Women over 50 wearing thongs should be forced to look at and hang out with men over 50 in thongs - think George Castanza's father.

But the most disgusting thing, and actually I did think it was against the law, is that said 52 year old woman was trying on thongs at Victoria Secret. Excuse me for a moment while I go puke.

So women go to Victoria Secret and try on thongs and then put them back in the rack for other women to try on? (*)(*)(*)(*)ing hell! Who knew?

At any rate it can be dangerous in more ways than one.

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Dinged By A G-String?

Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life."
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