Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

My child I take it you explored all your inner sanctums before you came, to this decision.

My child when you gain enterance(via the back passage in your case) and penertrate the wall of the Abbey de la Perpetual Penis, you must realise that you are giving yourself to me (6 nights of the week, the 7th anyone can have a bash) this must not be taken lightly, and the Mother Superior Sister Makker of the Vibrating Chalise, will instruct you in my unique needs.

You gain spiritual guidance from Cardinal Bigus Dicus and Saint Frodders of Chicago im sure the three of you will get on and of very well.

Dress code my child, the Abbey de la Perpetual Penis is unique as a novice nunnery nudity is the order of the day, Sister Clipper studied topiary under the guidance Sister Eva Vestoff from the Rasputin college of Tarts Barbers, in the pubic toilets by the old Goom in down town Shmolenght, she will shape your pubic hair into the correct mark of a novice, the beehive( im a honey bee baby buzzin around your hive) so my child if you still are sure you wish to take the first step on this cocky road, bring a thermos and some sandwiches.

Cardinal Bigus and St Frodders will baptise you in a bath of creme anglais then give you a good seeing too and you will then be named