Here's a thought:

OPEC sells oil for $143.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain to OPEC nations for $193.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel!!!

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