When I was five I was looking up skirts and masturbating, so apparently that's a cultural, not a physical truth...


And sense I obviously already explained it to you. You know the answer is yes. But I see you're trying to ask again and again to solidify my villany, that by reminding the audience, we can validate that somehow I'm a bad person because I believe in free-love.

I didn't realize you were applying to work at FOX News...