So much has been made over the singer in Denver surprising a council meeting with her rendition of the "Black" national anthem that I thought I'd take a stab at translating the lyrics of said anthem - for the crackers.

(Certainly someone else can do better but here goes...)

Oh say can you see?
Just how much you owe me?
'Cause my great-great-grand dad,
got some dumb honky mad.

Now pay up you white fool.
'Cause you're a cracker tool.
No I won't pay my fair share,
but I'll take your welfare.

And I'll steal all your things.
Then wear gold chains and rings.
And soon you'll be broke.
Just like all us black folk.

Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave?
Then we'll pi** all on your flag.
And put whites in their grave.