1 His middle name is not Hussein, Obama's is
2 He didn't go to a black supremicist and Anti-American church, Obama did
3 He isn't married to anti-America, Obama is
4 He doesn't want to raise taxes, Obama does
5 He wants to lower the price of gas, Obama doesn't
6 He didn't have sex with a male drug user, Obama did
7 He wasn't friends with a pentagon bomber, Obama was
8 He didn't throw his own grandmother under the bus, Obama did.
9 He is not that candidate of Hamas, Castros, Iran, and Venezuela, Obama is.
10 He is not hated by Israel, Obama is.
11 He wants nuclear power in the US NOT Iran, Obama doesn't.
12 He was a community organizer, oh wait that was Obama my bad.
13 He wants to win in Iraq, Obama doesn't
14 He is the candidate of the US Military, Obama isn't.
15 He has a big enough brain to realize the surge has worked, Obama doesn't.
16 He has a valid US Birth Certificate, Obama doesn't.