Um. I don't think many places are going to pay to have us kick their own asses.

I suppose we could get some coin going after rebels. Where at least we'd be popular in some part of the country.

Who do you see buying? It would be nice to get our military subsidized somehow. Protection money?

"Look. The security council said some harsh things about you in that resolution after the ethnic cleansing. Now. Do you want to be Americas friend or not? It would just be a tragedy if something happened to this beautiful palace."