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Old 07-20-2008, 05:31 PM
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Default A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, tell your redneck friends about this. Ya'll know who ya' are.
  • You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
  • You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  • You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
  • You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
  • You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
  • You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
  • You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
  • You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  • You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
  • You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


God Bless the USA !
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